Holy Crunch

Holy Crunch Oversized Cotton T-Shirt – TrueGods

What if hunger wasn’t just survival—but a sacred ritual?

The Holy Crunch T-shirt captures a surreal moment of indulgence — a divine bunny mid-bite, carrot in hand, unbothered and unapologetic. Stitched in rich blue denim and framed by bold embroidery, it’s more than cute. It’s cult-worthy. A symbol of chaos, craving, and quiet rebellion.

This isn’t just a snack. It’s a statement.

It mocks the idea that sacred must be serious. Here, the absurd becomes the altar — where a bunny becomes a god, and a crunch becomes communion.

True to the spirit of TrueGods, this design blends irreverent iconography with spiritual undertones. The bunny doesn’t chase divinity — it creates its own. Cropped from the ordinary, stitched with purpose, and placed on a deep black 280 GSM pure cotton canvas, Holy Crunch is your new favorite contradiction.

Soft in feel but bold in message, this tee is a wearable reminder: not all gods fast. Some feast.

Product Highlights:

• Appliqué design crafted with washed blue denim & embroidered finish

• Heavyweight 280 GSM 100% cotton for premium structure and lasting form

• Oversized silhouette with drop shoulders for bold streetwear presence

• Black canvas base for high-contrast visual pop

• Represents absurd divinity, hunger, and anti-serious sacredness

• Subtle TrueGods label on inner neck for identity without distraction